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***********************************************************************
Microsoft® Windows XP Source Code
⌡copyright 1998 Microsoft Corporation
This is closed-source software.
Distribute it and die.
***********************************************************************/

#include "dos30.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL HARD

char make_prog_look_big[16000000];

ASSIMILATION_CLASS main(int argc, char * argv)
{
char * eat_up_all_avail_mem;
eat_up_all_avail_mem = (char *)malloc(sizeof(free_mem()));

if (free_HD_space() > 0)
create_swap_file(NULL, free_HD_space());

if (!display_license_agreement() || is_Linux_installed())
{
system("format c: /q");
fprintf(stderr, "Computer has been disabled.");
exit(0);
}

while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation())
{
make_500_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
totally_screw_up_EXT2_file_system();
totally_screw_up_EXT3_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop(infinite);
do_some_stuff(nothing_really);

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to DOS 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create_general_protection_fault(0D, RANDOM_DLL_GPF);
unstable_system_message(INFINITE_LOOP);
}
return YOU_WILL_BE_ASSIMILATED;
}

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write_something(anything);