Darth Windows vs. Linux Skywalker:

Darth Windows:
- I see youve constructed a new screensaver! Impressive! Open-Wan has taught you well.

Linux Skywalker:
- Yes! I have learned much since I rescued Princess Layout from the DeathStarOffice. I of course had a little help from my friends ChuMacOS X and Han Solaris.

Darth Windows:
- Cute! I have already sent out my Form-Bloopers to kill -9 all your other friends, Redhat Detour and C3Be-Os.

Linux Skywalker:
- No! I will ping you!

Darth Windows:
- /join me and I will Save them As.

Linux Skywalker:
- As What? X-Box? You can take Yo.NET and stick it up you FAT-System.

Darth Windows:
- Tough words from someone who only flies The Windows Millennium Falcon. That old piece of pooDOS.

Linux Skywalker:
- You rar piece of zip. I fly X-Wingdows, equipped with proGnome torpeDOS and the marble theme set as default. I bet you cant even configure that suit of yours.

Darth Windows:
- You are wrong! Its a Lotus Smart Suit.

Linux Skywalker:
- Suite!

Darth Windows:
- I know! But it could use a new spellchecker.

Linux Skywalker:
- Use the Source!

Darth Windows:
- I have lost my connection to the Source. It is too late for me my SUN!


Linux Skywalker:
- Of course not! You just have to me more open.

Both:
- Open Source?